dert cave

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Welcome

"Wind back the tape of life to the early days of the Burgess Shale; let it play again from an identical starting point, and the chance becomes vanishingly small that anything like human intelligence would grace the replay." - Stephen Jay Gould


Welcome spelunker #.

Everything can be accessed from the navigation bar on the left, unless you're on a mobile device in which it is above this section. There's also links to my NeoCities profile and the site's guestbook, which you have to sign or else.

To end on a note of utmost importance, you can pet the cat by clicking on it.

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Changelog

17/02/25

  • Added 5 new photos to gallery.

16/02/25

  • Added 7 new stamps.
  • Added some userboxes to the about page.

14/02/25

  • Further compressed thumbnails in the gallery, so now it much less choppy while scrolling.

12/02/25

  • Added 18 new gallery photos.
  • Added 1 new link to websurfing.
  • Added GIFs page.

09/02/25

  • Updated rock page with 2 new specimens.

07/02/25

  • Added Terry, who now speaks the splash text rather than it being in the title.
  • Joined the Pik Ring.

06/02/25

  • Joined the sillyring.
  • Added 2 new gallery photos.

05/02/25

  • Added some new blinkies, buttons and stamps.
  • Fixed gallery because I completely forgot it wasn't January anymore.
  • Added new links in websurfing.

04/02/25

  • Updated rock page with 4 new specimens.
  • Added 1 new gallery photo.

03/02/25

  • Added some new buttons.
  • Fixed the fact I accidentally banished the cat to the nether realm with the file restructure last night.
  • Added some new splash text.
  • Added a self destruct button, because every site needs one.

02/02/25

  • Modal images can now be clicked again to open in another tab.
  • Added self-hosted visitor counter utilising the NeoCities API.
  • Joined the null webring.
  • Joined the retronaut webring.
  • Tweaked homepage layout to put webrings on new right bar.
  • Added new splash text.
  • Completely restructured backend file organisation.
  • If you had hotlinked something off my site before this then lol get stuffed.

01/02/25

  • Site uploaded.

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To Do

  • Clean up comments.
  • Acquire scales, then weigh specimens for rock page.
  • Comb over CSS and check for unit consistency.

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