Welcome
You wander deeper into the cave, blindly feeling along the damp walls. Eventually, you feel a rush of warm air and see a twinkle of light around the bend. You crawl through and find yourself here...
Welcome spelunker #!
The cave was most recently eroded 10/05/26. Everything on the site can be found using the navigation bar on the left (or above). Also included are the links to my NeoCities profile and the site's guestbook, which you must sign, or else...
The ravishingly handsome arthropod on the lower right is Terry, a highly esteemed member of site management. And on the lower left are Paulie and Juno, also highly esteemed members of site management. However, they all have a dilapidating fear of mobile phones and will adamantly refuse to appear on one.
To end this introduction on a notice of utmost importance, you can pet the cat by clicking on it.
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Field Notes
Only "major" site updates are logged here. Minor page tweaks and additions are excluded.
If updates appear to be missing from the site, or the site is broken entirely, hard refresh your browser cache with Ctrl/Command+Shift+R.
If the discrepancy remains or the site remains broken, pray that I notice quickly and actually fix it.
01/04/26
- Added page for playing 2026.
- Added a sitemap
- Combined several small pages into singular "cabinet" page.
- Added Paulie and Juno.
- Added image log.
- Updated all rock page entries (excluding images).
- Fixed some pages missing the Space theme.
- Fixed several typos and errors across the site.
- Fixed improper scrolling background on different screen sizes.
- Refreshed a lot of site text.
22/02/26
- Site hits 50,000 views! [ear-shattering party popper sound].
