Welcome
"Wind back the tape of life to the early days of the Burgess Shale; let it play again from an identical starting point, and the chance becomes vanishingly small that anything like human intelligence would grace the replay." - Stephen Jay Gould
Welcome spelunker #.
Everything on the site can be navigated to using the aptly-named navigation bar on the left, unless you're on a mobile device in which it is above this section. Also included are the links to my NeoCities profile and the site's guestbook, which you must sign, or else...
The ravishingly handsome arthropod on the lower right is Terry, a highly esteemed member of site management. If you can't see him you are either viewing this site on your phone, or you don't deserve his magnificent presence.
To end this introduction on a notice of utmost importance, you can pet the cat by clicking on it.
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Recent Changes
05/06/25
- General dusting and polishing.
- Changed site background.
- Added awards page.
- Added 5 new stamps.
- Added 2 new blinkies.
- Added 1 new photo to gallery.
- Added 2 new links to websurfing.
- Added counters to graphics pages.
- Tweaked page titles to now show page currently open (rather than just the site's name).
03/05/25
- Added some new lines for Terry to say.
- Added 22 new stamps.
- Added 1 new photo to gallery.
If updates appear to be missing from the site, or the site is broken entirely, hard refresh your browser cache with Ctrl/Command+Shift+R.
If the discrepancy remains or the site remains broken, pray that I notice quickly and actually fix it.
To Do
- Acquire scales and weigh specimens for rock page.
- Update gallery page with a lightbox.
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