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Welcome

"Wind back the tape of life to the early days of the Burgess Shale; let it play again from an identical starting point, and the chance becomes vanishingly small that anything like human intelligence would grace the replay." - Stephen Jay Gould

Welcome spelunker #.

Everything on the site can be navigated to using the aptly-named navigation bar on the left, unless you're on a mobile device in which it is above this section. Also included are the links to my NeoCities profile and the site's guestbook, which you must sign, or else...

The ravishingly handsome arthropod on the lower right is Terry, a highly esteemed member of site management. If you can't see him you are either viewing this site on your phone, or you don't deserve his magnificent presence.

To end this introduction on a notice of utmost importance, you can pet the cat by clicking on it.

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Recent Changes

28/06/25

  • Site hits 20,000 views. WAHOOIE!!!

27/06/25

  • Added quizzes section to about page.
  • Added 39 new stamps.
  • Added 36 new blinkies.
  • Added 20 new buttons.
  • Added 2 new userboxes to about page.

25/06/25

  • Added 59 new specimens to rock page, completing the collection.
  • Added new section to buttons page for banners.
  • Added 43 banners.
  • Added 1 new stamp.

22/06/25

  • Added 37 new lines for Terry to say.

18/06/25

  • Added a daily crossword to the home page because crosswords are awesome.

16/06/25

  • Added 21 new badges to about page.
  • Added 4 new userboxes to about page.
  • Added 6 new links to websurfing.
  • Organised websurfing links into categories.

05/06/25

  • General dusting and polishing.
  • Changed site background.
  • Added awards page.
  • Added 5 new stamps.
  • Added 2 new blinkies.
  • Added 1 new photo to gallery.
  • Added 2 new links to websurfing.
  • Added counters to graphics pages.
  • Tweaked page titles to now show page currently open (rather than just the site's name).

If updates appear to be missing from the site, or the site is broken entirely, hard refresh your browser cache with Ctrl/Command+Shift+R.

If the discrepancy remains or the site remains broken, pray that I notice quickly and actually fix it.

Guestbook

Crossword

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