Welcome
"Wind back the tape of life to the early days of the Burgess Shale; let it play again from an identical starting point, and the chance becomes vanishingly small that anything like human intelligence would grace the replay." - Stephen Jay Gould
Welcome spelunker #.
Everything on the site can be navigated to using the aptly-named navigation bar on the left, unless you're on a mobile device in which it is above this section. Also included are the links to my NeoCities profile and the site's guestbook, which you must sign, or else...
The ravishingly handsome arthropod on the lower right is Terry, a highly esteemed member of site management. If you can't see him you are either viewing this site on your phone, or you don't deserve his magnificent presence.
To end this introduction on a notice of utmost importance, you can pet the cat by clicking on it.
Friends
Recent Changes
31/08/25
- Fixed site not exploding properly.
- Fixed Terry sometimes being unable to speak.
- As consolation, added 3 new lines for Terry to say.
- Added 1 new stamp.
20/08/25
- Added 2 new specimens to rock page.
- Added 7 new blinkies.
- Added 1 new button.
- Added 8 new stamps.
11/08/25
- Added 25 photos to gallery.
01/08/25
- Added 1 new specimen to rock page.
- Added 3 new stamps.
- Added 1 new link to websurfing.
- Removed music player, caused problems with updates and was lagging site.
- Fixed jitter when background scroll loops.
- Tweaked light theme colours.
24/07/25
- Added scrolling effect to background.
- Fixed incorrect animation on page header.
- Added 5 new songs to music player.
23/07/25
- Added some easter eggs and hidden links.
- Added 8 new stamps.
- Added 3 new links to websurfing.
If updates appear to be missing from the site, or the site is broken entirely, hard refresh your browser cache with Ctrl/Command+Shift+R.
If the discrepancy remains or the site remains broken, pray that I notice quickly and actually fix it.
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Crossword
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