Welcome
"Wind back the tape of life to the early days of the Burgess Shale; let it play again from an identical starting point, and the chance becomes vanishingly small that anything like human intelligence would grace the replay." - Stephen Jay Gould
Welcome spelunker #.
Everything on the site can be navigated to using the aptly-named navigation bar on the left, unless you're on a mobile device in which it is above this section. Also included are the links to my NeoCities profile and the site's guestbook, which you must sign, or else...
The ravishingly handsome arthropod on the lower right is Terry, a highly esteemed member of site management. If you can't see him you are either viewing this site on your phone, or you don't deserve his magnificent presence.
To end this introduction on a notice of utmost importance, you can pet the cat by clicking on it.
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Recent Changes
07/12/25
- Added 4 new stamps.
- Added 1 new blinkie.
26/11/25
- Added 9 new images to gallery.
25/11/25
- Added pinboard page.
- Added 1 new userbox.
07/11/25
- Added 5 new images to gallery.
05/11/25
- Added 12 new userbars.
03/11/25
- Added 1 new theme.
02/11/25
- Fixed broken navbar on 404 page.
- Added userbar section to about page.
- Added 9 new userbars.
- Added 4 new stamps.
- Archived 4 new links to websurfing.
- Added 2 new lines for Terry to say.
- Fixed Terry's Freudian slip involving "shark wee".
- Archived articles page.
21/10/25
- Site hits 30,000 views!
If updates appear to be missing from the site, or the site is broken entirely, hard refresh your browser cache with Ctrl/Command+Shift+R.
If the discrepancy remains or the site remains broken, pray that I notice quickly and actually fix it.
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